Wikipedia Contest: Blocked IP Speedrun

For those who know how to capture video off your desktop:

The game is getting your IP address blocked by Wikipedia as fast as possible. It is completely up to you of course, but here are two modest suggestions.

1. Try replacing a major article's introduction with "Obama sucks George Bush's Ass" repeated over and over again. Then, replace the entire content of the rest of the article with "Obama sucks George Bush's Ass" repeated over and over again. Keep on changing it back to this as well as doing it to other pages. Call any administrator that challenges you an "Obama-Fag".

2. Replace entries of phallic shaped items like hot-dogs, cucumbers, and head phones(i have serious porno curve) with pictures of penises. Do whatever comes to mind: missiles and guns = primed penises, a porcupine = hairy penis. Finally, replace the post on penis with "Obama sucks George Bush's Ass".

In conjunction with either of these, you could add a message saying "Trash Wikipedia Day" and linking here or explaining it yourself. Set it up like a chain letter - they have to post the same message five times... This way the whole thing turns very subversive and they'll want to stop you fast.

Rules:
You must be new to wikipedia - you can't have history of this already.
No programs/automation - everything by hand. Of course, copy and paste is allowed.
You must be blocked because of inappropriate use - don't ask someone to block your IP to test if it works or anything. You must offend people!

Tips:
Do it on highly viewed pages.
Do it during peak editing hours.
Offend everything and everyone.
Send me the video.

Remember, while this game is fabulously fun, you can only play once before changing IPs, so make it count.

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